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Every football fan is a frustrated manager. All thinking we know
best, usually with some hind sight we would have done it all
so differently. Why should teams pay hundreds of thousands of pounds
for a top class manager when you have a stadium full of fans that know
better, and let’s face it most football fans would do
the job for free!
Well there is one exception to the rule, Heart of Midlothian football club.
At this time with Maloveevee whateveruskaus at the helm I’m sure most of our fans would be
more than capable of putting a side out that really would do the business.
Well lets be honest, should we really be getting beat by the likes of Hibs?
I think NOT!
Due to all this pent up frustration (beer), emotion (beer) and
passion (rum, gin and vodka chasers) we have for our club we
do tend to say thing we regret! Some of the most mind boggling things
you will ever hear are said during or after football matches, but
to make it worse the offending person will usually defend what he
has just said rather than admit to being just a wee bit drunk
(as I am now. Can you tell?).
Anyhoo this page named after one of our most experienced ranters and has
been setup to monitor, record and rate such rantings. So whether
it’s pure rage or pure stupidity, if you say it you may end up on this
page being judged by judge Stan!!!
The first rant comes from Stans wee brother Alan. The incident took place at
the Orwell Lodge after a disappointing 1-1 draw with the pars at Tynecastle.
Prepare yourself this maybe the rant of the season!
After the match, the rather depressed Mr Brown was heard by a number of members
of the Orwell Hearts as saying, “I will not be going to Hearts
next home match, I will lie in bed with 2 cucumbers over my eyes
wearing a mud pack, listening to a play on radio 2 and if anyone knows
what plays are on radio 2 could you please let me know.”
Brown, Alan. “Orwell Hearts rant.” 28th October 2006.
Now there is no denying Mrs Browns passion for the jambos but it
make you wonder what he would have been like had Hearts been beaten!!
The next quote is not quite a rant, it comes more in the category
of pure stupidity and strangely enough comes from Niven Munro.
This rant took place during a match at Kilmarnock. The scene was set when
killies Danny Invincible missed a sitter, Mr. Munro quickly jump to his and
shouted “Danny Invincible where are you I cannae see you.” The slow witted
amongst you should now take a second to think about it.
Mr. Invincible should think himself lucky that on
this occasion Mr. Munro did not need to “CLEAR HIS THOAT”
Well Niv for pure comedy value you're a one in a million, can't wait
to get your tranny(oor Niven all dressed up with his lippy on) pics on the site!!!